Atlantis Cruise 2011 – Schwarzrosagold

You should always be aware of what happens when 5.400 gays (and some lesbian mechanics) are stuck together. Not only that magically all shirts seem to disappear, some pants might and even some guys. And what if you add dance music? A lot of eyes widen with happiness and sleep disappears, too.

Day 1: No dogs at the dock
Everything was bigger this cruise. A bigger ship, a bigger crowd, a lot of really big guys. Bigger doesn’t automatically mean better, but it certainly means more. There was a lot of everything – a lot of very hot guys, a lot of fucking, a lot of parties, and – because there were no dogs at the dock while police focused on Evian bottles – a lot of drugs.

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Day 2: Dog tags and alpha males:

You need to understand marine code during such a trip over seas, 5 a.m. through all stateroom speakers: „Alpha – Alpha – Alpha, Solarium, Deck 15, Starboard Side“.

Rumors spread around the boat as fast as among a bunch of teenage girls. Why did the cruise – oversold before that announcement – suddenly have an upgrade available. OD? Or did the twisted fisting murderer hit again? What happend to the five guys who thought the party was over when they were arrested at the first stop on the (homophobic) Bahamas. But the big guys from the Bahamian police promised to keep the party going for them that night!

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Day 3 at sea
You meet some really interesting people on this cruise… honeybee sluts and storm troopers, college studs and best agers (whose best age was ages ago…) a white black and black He-man.

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Day 4: More Alpha?

It’s an expensive cruise so people have to come up with ways to co finance it – some share the cabin with an unknown, some make it a business trip and some sell drugs. Steven Barry K. made some $ 51,000 before he was arrested on the Virgin Islands, but by that time he had only 140 pills left…

What was officially announced as an delay because of custom and border control issues, turned out to be a police raid through several cabins, just by chance while Atlantis happily served complimentary cocktails at the pool.

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day 5: France and the Netherlands in one day

The captain’s announcement the day before that clothing on the balcony was prohibited set the theme for St. Thomas. A gay cruise taking over a nude beach is like a model contest between vanishing old bodies.

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day6: teadance at dick 6
Another day, another dance, another butt.

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day7: angels and daemons
More rumors: An accident occured–too much of an anal douche combined with the relaxative effects of certain substances right in the middle of a white party’s dance floor.

day 8: back to a straight reality
So back In Fort Lauderdale you know: this was unreal. So why not do it again.

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